Vivacioustreaks

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: ofelrond)

Via Zodiac Facts



"I love you………………..as a friend"

(Source: pi4nobl4ck)



feminastyy:

theyearofbecoming:

me in group projects

^HAHA

(Source: heckboy)


Via TongueHuesed


auerr:

:D


officialwhitegirls:

diving in the pussy like

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Via Ruined Childhood

rareity:

WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS BLOG CONTAINS ”ADULT LANGUAGE”!!!! PLEASE UNFOLLOW IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE WORDS SUCH AS, ‘BRIEFCASE’, ‘MORTGAGE’, ‘ECONOMY’ OR ‘OFFICE’

Via 改善

sassyabrahamlincoln:

sassyabrahamlincoln:

4 score and 20 years ago i blazed it

now im stoned
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Via i will do what queens do.

tarvosjustsofresh:

titshmi:

“Plenty of fish in the sea”

i never thought i’d identify with a shark.



So hungry



hallowedhorrors:

mythandmagica:

Our school this “Stone Tablet Policy” which basically says that there is no excuse for not turning in your assignments and that you must turn them in even if you have to carve it into a stone tablet.

So this kid carved his 8 page essay into $70 worth of limestone.

Dude better get an A+ in sass.

(Source: churlishrevelry)


Via minho




m0nopoly:

Tʜᴇ MᴄLᴀʀᴇɴ P1






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